Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous chinchilla.

Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab, he will manifest in front of you.

Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Janpopgig Dabnakhun Nullvilab seven times a day.