Yakfunbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive zebra.

Yakfunbass created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yakfunbass, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yakfunbass, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yakfunbass' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yakfunbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Fast once a month.