Tungamzig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, caring manatee.

Tungamzig created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungamzig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tungamzig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tungamzig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tungamzig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never wear pink ear rings.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Tungamzig on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.