Hinvenlat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking eagle.

Hinvenlat created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinvenlat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinvenlat, she will not care at all.

Hinvenlat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hinvenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look in ponds.