Tofraphiv is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical jackal.

Tofraphiv created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofraphiv, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tofraphiv, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tofraphiv's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tofraphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.