Nildunhomrilvolfosspop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, flying crab.

Nildunhomrilvolfosspop created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nildunhomrilvolfosspop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nildunhomrilvolfosspop, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nildunhomrilvolfosspop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nildunhomrilvolfosspop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.