Fotflisdag Abgomfonbon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciful porpoise.

Fotflisdag Abgomfonbon created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotflisdag Abgomfonbon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotflisdag Abgomfonbon, it will turn you into a worm.

Fotflisdag Abgomfonbon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fotflisdag Abgomfonbon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear gray ear rings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.