Sabstragmetflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered hyena.

Sabstragmetflam created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabstragmetflam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabstragmetflam, he will turn you into a slug.

Sabstragmetflam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sabstragmetflam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never laugh near hamsters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabstragmetflam.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never think about nebulae.