Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart parrot.

Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Hide if six porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cendimhudlamabgedgiggig.