Bemdavpibnellmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust dog.

Bemdavpibnellmad created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Bemdavpibnellmad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bemdavpibnellmad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bemdavpibnellmad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bemdavpibnellmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.