Cetcamhin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage ant.

Cetcamhin created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcamhin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetcamhin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cetcamhin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cetcamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.