Parkkomkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust horse.

Parkkomkip created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkkomkip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkkomkip, she will turn you into a mole.

Parkkomkip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Parkkomkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Parkkomkip loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured otters.