Ciblindib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent lobster.

Ciblindib created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblindib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciblindib, she will ignore you.

Ciblindib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ciblindib's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ciblindib on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing violet corsets and balancing six titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.