Cudcussgid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, deceitful centaur.

Cudcussgid created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudcussgid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudcussgid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cudcussgid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cudcussgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Cudcussgid.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Never wear magenta jumpers.