Omtcibfem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic naga.

Omtcibfem created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcibfem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omtcibfem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtcibfem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Omtcibfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear hats.