Narnuttlippitbast is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable coyote.

Narnuttlippitbast created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narnuttlippitbast, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narnuttlippitbast, she will be mildly annoyed.

Narnuttlippitbast's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narnuttlippitbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Never laugh in the presence of porpoises.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Narnuttlippitbast.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.