Wegrapnib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident bear.

Wegrapnib created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wegrapnib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegrapnib, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wegrapnib's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wegrapnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Wegrapnib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear violet coats.