Nellrow is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage gerbil.

Nellrow created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrow, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellrow, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nellrow's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nellrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Put Nellrow first in all things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nellrow.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing gray shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your neck.