Dossvagdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish pigeon.

Dossvagdub created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossvagdub, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dossvagdub, he will not care.

Dossvagdub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dossvagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Dossvagdub's priests.

5. Dossvagdub loves eagles, so they must be honoured.