Cibmipkimtan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind dog.

Cibmipkimtan created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cibmipkimtan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cibmipkimtan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cibmipkimtan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cibmipkimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to squirrels while wearing tights.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibmipkimtan.