Gepmidlin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful dragon.

Gepmidlin created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepmidlin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepmidlin, he will cry a lot.

Gepmidlin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gepmidlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Gepmidlin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Gepmidlin on top of important buildings.