Bestquag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident duck.

Bestquag created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestquag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestquag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bestquag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bestquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing yellow coats and balancing four silicon spheres on your face.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about special relativity.