Quamgumtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow lizard.

Quamgumtetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamgumtetti, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quamgumtetti, it will not care at all.

Quamgumtetti's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quamgumtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never feed pineapples to horses while wearing violet jumpers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.