Binvilarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy bird.

Binvilarn created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Binvilarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binvilarn, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Binvilarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Binvilarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Binvilarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear purple.