Manjatdav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident dove.

Manjatdav created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manjatdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manjatdav, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Manjatdav's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Manjatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing fawn tights and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Never eat green fruit.