Begbisshom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving hamster.

Begbisshom created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbisshom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Begbisshom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Begbisshom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Begbisshom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Begbisshom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.