Yimsidwat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful deer.

Yimsidwat created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimsidwat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimsidwat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yimsidwat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yimsidwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Put Yimsidwat first in all things.

4. You must pray to Yimsidwat nine times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.