Bintablig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow dog.

Bintablig created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bintablig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bintablig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bintablig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bintablig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three capybaras approach from the north.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about nebulae.