Nakmablibdogwiknursaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil slug.

Nakmablibdogwiknursaf created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Nakmablibdogwiknursaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakmablibdogwiknursaf, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nakmablibdogwiknursaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nakmablibdogwiknursaf's Holy Commandments

1. Nakmablibdogwiknursaf loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nakmablibdogwiknursaf in the centre of the settlement.