Nadsablist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, contented newt.

Nadsablist created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsablist, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadsablist, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nadsablist's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nadsablist's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadsablist.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nadsablist on top of all buildings.