Fabfedstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate duck.

Fabfedstrag created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfedstrag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabfedstrag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fabfedstrag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fabfedstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing violet kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help frogs in need.