Volyarlnarl Jonwot Nutsafmil is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid clam.

Volyarlnarl Jonwot Nutsafmil created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Volyarlnarl Jonwot Nutsafmil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Volyarlnarl Jonwot Nutsafmil, he will be very sad.

Volyarlnarl Jonwot Nutsafmil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Volyarlnarl Jonwot Nutsafmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always wear violet.