Pangzaglit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful duck.

Pangzaglit created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangzaglit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangzaglit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pangzaglit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pangzaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.