Pithunged is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate skunk.

Pithunged created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithunged, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pithunged, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pithunged's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pithunged's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about optics near rats while wearing turquoise coats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Always wear red.