Hitfigzod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous duck.

Hitfigzod created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitfigzod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitfigzod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hitfigzod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hitfigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.