Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish wombat.

Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the east.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Erect five lead sculptures of Mumbimont Gummobhadhapgomquill on top of important buildings.