Boggebwot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish toad.

Boggebwot created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggebwot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Boggebwot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Boggebwot's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Boggebwot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never eat wheat.