Hugquartrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet bat.

Hugquartrat created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugquartrat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hugquartrat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hugquartrat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hugquartrat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never wear rings.