Ruttonkmethonkamvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful hydra.

Ruttonkmethonkamvon created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttonkmethonkamvon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttonkmethonkamvon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ruttonkmethonkamvon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ruttonkmethonkamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttonkmethonkamvon.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.