Madstercin Stiktaringcet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous bat.

Madstercin Stiktaringcet created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madstercin Stiktaringcet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madstercin Stiktaringcet, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Madstercin Stiktaringcet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Madstercin Stiktaringcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. You must pray to Madstercin Stiktaringcet eight times a day.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Madstercin Stiktaringcet in the centre of the settlement.