Ditnartflag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving wasp.

Ditnartflag created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditnartflag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditnartflag, he will remove you from existence.

Ditnartflag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ditnartflag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ditnartflag nine times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Ditnartflag.

4. Hide from red geese for they are unholy.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.