Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent naga.

Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Bungenfun Figbugtal Nelpanlag first in all things.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.