Stragsomyattxemgumhindod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise goblin.

Stragsomyattxemgumhindod created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsomyattxemgumhindod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stragsomyattxemgumhindod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stragsomyattxemgumhindod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stragsomyattxemgumhindod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stragsomyattxemgumhindod's name in vain.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Put Stragsomyattxemgumhindod first in all things.

4. Never feed onions to tapirs while wearing coats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.