Jabfebtof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome butterfly.

Jabfebtof created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabfebtof, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabfebtof, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jabfebtof's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jabfebtof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jabfebtof in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Jabfebtof on top of all buildings.