Piglaghan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, benevolent wolf.

Piglaghan created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Piglaghan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Piglaghan, she will torture you forever.

Piglaghan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Piglaghan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.