Bimcunlam Paggubcap Mifyokbog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident parrot.

Bimcunlam Paggubcap Mifyokbog created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimcunlam Paggubcap Mifyokbog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimcunlam Paggubcap Mifyokbog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bimcunlam Paggubcap Mifyokbog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bimcunlam Paggubcap Mifyokbog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing purple jumpers.