Sidvogwee is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet centipede.

Sidvogwee created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidvogwee, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidvogwee, it will be very unhappy.

Sidvogwee's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sidvogwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Worship no other gods but Sidvogwee.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sidvogwee in the centre of the settlement.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.