Fligpitwitflan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking duck.

Fligpitwitflan created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligpitwitflan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fligpitwitflan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fligpitwitflan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fligpitwitflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.