Dusstomsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, selfish hummingbird.

Dusstomsat created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusstomsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dusstomsat, it will turn you into a slug.

Dusstomsat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dusstomsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never talk about gravity near ducks while wearing indigo stockings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dusstomsat.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snails.