Jammil is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, clever toad.

Jammil created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jammil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jammil, she will cry a lot.

Jammil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jammil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jammil's name in vain.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Jammil must be the most important thing in your life.